Beware the Pedicure Flip Flops

Ladies!!! I cannot stress to you the importance of taking your own flip flops with you when you get a pedicure. Do you know what can happen if you don't? You could be in those little foam piece of shit flip flops they give to you and slip outside in the parking lot and smack the hell out of your head! And do you know what that leads to? Memory Loss!!!!!!! Don't "F" with the foam pedicure flip flops. They'll "F" you up!!!!!