YES:
That weak looking wanna be vampire Ian whatever his last name is, is NOT Christian Grey material. NO NO NO!!!!! Armie! Armie! Armie!
Congrats to ALL of the ladies and Mild Bill's customers who placed at TLS this past weekend! Way to go!! My girls, Zoe and Paige, placed 3rd and 6th, respectively, in the 1st Annual Little Miss TLS CCO. I am so proud of my girls! We had a great time in Seguin and now we're getting ready for Larry Joe Taylor. I keep telling myself that I've just got to hold on until Polka Fest and then it's smooth sailing after that. I think I'll be able to catch my breath during the summer and get ready for a crazy fall and winter again!
Conversations with Paige.....
Overhead while Paige was getting her hair cut last Thursday....
Paige: Do you know that I speak Guinea and can do a front flip and land on both feet? I can't do a back flip yet, but I can do a front flip.
I have NEVER seen my child even attempt a front flip. Seriously.
Paige: I can train chickens to stand on my finger.
Yes!!! My child really says this stuff!!!
And of course, everyone's favorite..... Sunday when we got home, I let the girls play for a while and then I told them that they needed to go soak all of the black dirt off of themselves. They went in the house and Gary and I were sitting in the garage talking about the weekend. A little while later, here comes Paige with wet hair and the clothes she had been wearing since Saturday night. I asked her why she put those clothes back on and she said she was going to play some more. I told her no and that she needed to get in her pj's. She reluctantly agreed and before she went back into the house, I asked her the million dollar question.
Me: Paige, are you wearing clean underwear?
Paige: I put it on after the shower, so it's clean on me.
Me: No, Paige, that's not what I'm asking. Did you put on clean underwear that has not been worn?
Paige: No. I put on what I've been wearing. If I'm clean, then how come it's not clean?
And then Daddy got involved.....
Gary: Paige! If you put your dirty two day old underwear on your clean body, it's not clean underwear. Go put on clean panties that have been washed and not worn all weekend while you were sweaty and nasty. Paige: I just don't understand the big deal.
And the more I think about it....maybe she's got a point. Isn't there more to life than clean panties?!?!?!?!?!?! I guess to an 8 year old there is!!!!
Have a great day....and keep it spicy!!
Spreading my own special brand of joy, kindness and ultra fresh spices........
The Cadillac Cowgirl
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